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by elfie at 30 January, 2004 - 10:19 AM
Latest comment: 02 February 04, 5:27 AM

This is addictive
by C Mo at 30 January, 2004 - 10:00 AM
HIT THAT PENGUIN. WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Latest comment: 03 February 04, 6:27 AM

by xtheowl at 30 January, 2004 - 3:51 AM
the Spiderman. one here is a classic and still pretty damn funny
Latest comment: 30 January 04, 3:51 AM

you guys rock
by ben at 28 January, 2004 - 5:02 AM
i got the email today from sitemeter... this week, we had a total of 4,239 visits to EA/DTC... for a grand total of 21,236 since August... we've hardly ever broken 1000 before... that rocks.
Latest comment: 28 January 04, 9:44 AM

at my wit's end....
by ralph at 27 January, 2004 - 10:27 AM
I think I'm going to lose it. As some of you may (or may not) know, I switched jobs at the beginning of the month. I was actually recruited away from my last job by this place, more money, better position, etc... I like working here, I'm on the top floor (43rd) of a building in Midtown, have a window that overlooks the East River and Queens with a fantastic view. The only problem is that I now share my office with someone else...
Latest comment: 21 March 04, 7:41 AM

ok, i give up
by ben at 27 January, 2004 - 9:42 AM
irregardless of whether or not i think so... it's a damn word now...

Latest comment: 28 January 04, 5:28 AM

i m teh tired (aka, bitch-moan-complain)
by elfie at 27 January, 2004 - 6:00 AM
I am so goddamn tired right now and I want a steak, but the place we usually go to for lunch only has really big expensive steaks and I want a smaller one, and I think Hard Rock has them in the size I want, but that's way the fuck over there and expensive anyway and and and... this is SO not about a damn steak.
Latest comment: 28 January 04, 8:16 AM

bow to jamie
by ben at 26 January, 2004 - 12:53 PM
jamie, your post about hey ya, charlie brown is, i think, pretty much waking up the world to our site...

if you go to the bottom of this screen, and click on the number, which links you to sitemeter... then go to the exit or entry pages or referrals... you'll see that just about anyone who's coming here (aside from the regulars), is coming to jamie's post. out of the last 100... about 90% of the visits have been due to that. last week, i had 849 visits... for the week...

today, i have hit 885.



that was cool
Latest comment: 28 January 04, 11:05 AM

oh noes! i've been teh f1r3D!!11!1!
by pyrex at 26 January, 2004 - 3:22 AM
Yeehaw, fired at last! Well.. Kinda. Half-ass fired? Something like that.
Latest comment: 26 January 04, 11:08 AM

20/20 with Baabwa Wawa
by Casey at 26 January, 2004 - 2:37 AM
I don't normally find TV the thing to do. Of all the things on TV I usually find the night time "news" shows to be an utter farce. 20/20 is usually one of the worst offenders. But here's an article all about what we shouldn't be afraid of. We need to further encourage 20/20's bold act of calm-mongering.
Latest comment: 30 January 04, 10:23 AM

real ultimate howard
by ben at 25 January, 2004 - 5:40 PM
hehehe, i love pete sometimes. here's his new page supporting dean the best way you can do it these days... with a meme.

for those of you who might not be familiar...
here's the original, careful, there's music...

here's the list of knockoffs

and finally, here's the lawnwranglers page again... hehe
Latest comment: 25 January 04, 5:40 PM

Does God Matter?
by Casey at 23 January, 2004 - 7:23 PM
We're having so much fun with the atheism thread I thought I'd start a corrollary thread.

Does God matter?
Latest comment: 29 January 04, 5:58 PM

by rich at 23 January, 2004 - 1:51 AM
I just wanted to mention that I have now watched more "la petit mason dans la parrie" then "little house on the parrie"
Latest comment: 08 September 04, 7:21 PM

by muhgcee at 22 January, 2004 - 8:07 PM
The Orioles just gained some of my respect back. Go Ponson.
Latest comment: 23 January 04, 7:17 PM

warm and lonely, this is the jist
by adrienne at 22 January, 2004 - 10:23 AM
I now live in St.Petersburg Florida, land of Jesus and strip clubs with trucker discounts.
Latest comment: 22 January 04, 7:11 PM

organ grinder
by ben at 22 January, 2004 - 9:42 AM
so mark at work bought a sidekick a little while ago... and he just took a picture of me scoring at work... you can see my ball there too! definitely safe for my work...
Latest comment: 28 July 04, 4:01 PM

thursday photo... day... thingy
by ben at 22 January, 2004 - 4:33 AM
this is pretty cool...

360 degree views of some pretty cool places... though i think they could be bigger...?
Latest comment: 22 January 04, 4:33 AM

there is no internet abbreviation to reflect teh funny of this
by pyrex at 21 January, 2004 - 11:51 PM
Omg. This is by far the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. Months maybe perhaps even why not.
Latest comment: 23 January 04, 4:22 AM

Agnosticism is illogical
by Casey at 21 January, 2004 - 3:47 AM
Latest comment: 28 January 04, 2:42 PM

the benbarian is coming
by ben at 20 January, 2004 - 8:36 AM
so, i'm thinking, like the romans, i need a good symbol of how cool i am... so i took theirs...

what do you think?
Latest comment: 21 January 04, 3:38 AM

via lockergnomes
by ben at 20 January, 2004 - 4:07 AM
Latest comment: 20 January 04, 4:19 AM

I'm leaving on a jet plane
by rich at 19 January, 2004 - 11:58 AM
I'm on Air France 378 out of Philly to Paris. We are about to take off.
Latest comment: 22 January 04, 11:04 AM

now, if i only had a mac
by ben at 19 January, 2004 - 10:29 AM
so close, and yet, so far...
how to set up bluetooth on your mac, with my phone
Latest comment: 21 January 04, 7:30 AM

what's that do?
by ben at 19 January, 2004 - 5:09 AM

GIR // GIR is one of the most hilarious people on
the show. He's a robot and is SUPPOSED to be
helping Zim. His quote is "Can I be a
moongoose dog?"

Which Invader Zim character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Latest comment: 19 January 04, 4:42 PM

Only for the old school
by Casey at 17 January, 2004 - 6:27 AM
I must know the answer. Now that I have a house I'm thinking of buying something I've wanted since I was 13. I want a stand-up video arcade game of my very own, one in particular. The problem is I forgot the name of it about 6 years ago.

Here's a description: Wire frame graphics of a tunnel or "web" that would change shapes on successive levels. You controlled a "spider" that would crawl around the edges of the wire frame webs. The spider could shoot "down" to the center of the web at various harmful nasties that would emit from the center fo the web. Sometimes the nasties might make it to the outer edge of the web where they then too could crawl around and pursue your spider. If your spider touched any of the nasties, you died. 25 cents per three lives.

What the hell was the name of this game?
Latest comment: 19 January 04, 8:12 AM

by muhgcee at 17 January, 2004 - 5:23 AM
I think I have posted about this before but I will try again. Who here is interested in some basketball pickup games? I am playing tomorrow (Sunday) at 9:30AM at Savage park. This would be a good time to start playing some basketball with me! Ben, I think you are a good candidate to play.
Latest comment: 22 January 04, 12:48 PM

move, don't move
by ben at 16 January, 2004 - 10:48 AM
i posted a new artifact, that lets you tab in the textbox, rather than tabbing to the next element... check it out if you want or let me know if i should add it here
Latest comment: 16 January 04, 5:45 PM

funk trip
by pyrex at 16 January, 2004 - 8:06 AM
Brain persuasion test. Felt pretty [eerily] accurate, especially the text summary at the end.
Latest comment: 16 January 04, 12:45 PM

at least i try...
by ben at 16 January, 2004 - 8:05 AM
so i try to bring out thought provoking ideas, or at least think of them sometimes... but i can't for the life of me figure out the whole overarching connection... the thread as it were that connects all of the points.

don't get me wrong, they pretty much all agree with each other, in my head, but i can't find myself saying "life is..." sounds trite to me, to sum up all things in a sentence. i can't even make broad sweeping generalizations (hola brian!), like "electronic music is the future" or "liberals are all something or other" or whatever... what is life? it is pretty complicated, that's what it is... and no one bit seems to be more important than the other...

so i charge you, my EAnauts... this weekend, let one thing go... something that would irritate you, or make you mad or even make you violent... try just... letting it slide? see if it does anything...

did i just steal this idea from someone? i don't know
Latest comment: 20 January 04, 1:08 PM

not really much
by ben at 15 January, 2004 - 1:53 PM
I was just going to toss a few links at you... first is my other page with links to my alternate forms of this site, and my resume... maybe i can link it to easilyamusing from damnthatscool and google will crawl it? hehehe

Another couple of links here, there's an odd difference between ejectejecteject and spike's place, radikal papi, can anyone tell?

last is one that Z wants to talk about... google watch... what do you think? Are they the devil? Should we throw things at them?
Latest comment: 19 January 04, 2:52 PM

Everyone should buy my phone
by rich at 15 January, 2004 - 10:25 AM


I would guess you would have to buy a plan through them. I don't know what happens if you are already a customer though.
Latest comment: 07 November 04, 5:27 PM

calling all snowboarders
by muhgcee at 15 January, 2004 - 9:37 AM
I am going on a snowboarding trip to New York (Ellicottville), about an hour south of Buffalo. I was originally going to go with DocScott, but his mom is getting major surgery that he needs to stay home for. So, as it stands now, I am going to go by myself. I think I will have fun anyway, but to cut down on the costs and to add to the fun of the trip, I am open to someone joining me. It is from Monday Jan 19 through Thursday or Friday Jan 22 or 23. I have a slopeside lodge, and it is about a 6-7 hour drive each way. Anyway, I do not strictly require half the money of the lodging, in fact anything close to free and up will get you in on the trip (but please be generous, I am not trying to profit here, just covering expenses). I hope I have found an interested party, if so post something on here and we will get in touch.
Latest comment: 15 January 04, 9:37 AM

i never sleep during the day?
by ben at 15 January, 2004 - 4:11 AM
beatblender and groovesalad are good ways to get interesting quotes for my subject lines...

anywho, never one to miss an opportunity to stir the pot... here's someone who doesn't like the apple dock
Latest comment: 19 January 04, 3:09 AM

by ben at 15 January, 2004 - 3:18 AM
nice title, i thought... it's what you have when you're looking at pr0n at work... hehe

anywho... some pictures in a second, but first... hehe, adrienne's party was a smash... almost literally... we were out on the balcony and some girl locked the sliding door... adrienne nearly broke the door down (it was cold and snowing and cold out there... did i mention the cold?)... quite fun, even when they started wrestling...

ahh, parties with adrienne, that's one thing i'm going to miss... well, off to florida with here, and on to
Latest comment: 20 January 04, 11:00 AM

angry white boy polka
by muhgcee at 14 January, 2004 - 3:41 PM
Latest comment: 15 January 04, 2:56 AM

by pyrex at 14 January, 2004 - 5:53 AM

My Scrabble© Score is: 17.
What is your score? Get it here.

Latest comment: 14 January 04, 11:00 AM

ok seriously
by ben at 14 January, 2004 - 4:41 AM
what in the holy hell is going on here? RIAA starting its own army, airlines are scared of terrorist plots hatching in queues for the bathroom, so they are banning them... what's next?

i'd say photoshop your idea of what crazy thing will happen next, but i would probably get sued by someone...

i'm going to find a nice hole to crawl into for the next 20 years or so
Latest comment: 14 January 04, 5:30 AM

Has this been here before?
by C Mo at 13 January, 2004 - 11:43 AM
This is fucked up. Hope you haven't seen it before, but it's friggin hilarious.
Latest comment: 15 January 04, 3:20 AM

by C Mo at 13 January, 2004 - 6:07 AM
I am, as you read this, reading "Who Moved My Cheese?"

It's like "Waiting For Godot", without the underdrop of religion, and with a whole lot of 'assuming the intelligence of corporate America is just below that of a slug'. I would like to thank my company, Docutech, for forcing me read this formulaic drivel.

My life is now complete.
Latest comment: 14 January 04, 3:50 AM

Hey Ya, Charlie Brown!
by elfie at 13 January, 2004 - 5:45 AM
This is fantastic.

(ed's note: file location changed, to help manage bandwidth, but it's still our own page!)
Latest comment: 25 May 04, 4:22 AM

Suggestion From Rich
by ben at 12 January, 2004 - 9:29 AM
Rich asked me to add this button to the site... what do you all think? I like it:

Terror Alert Level
Latest comment: 16 January 04, 7:50 AM

by the by
by ben at 12 January, 2004 - 4:40 AM
who here knows much about wireless networking, and why my home cordless phone interrupts my signal? can i change the channel of either the wireless or the phone easily, or do i need to use a different phone?

i'm using a linksys router and a radio shack 2.4 ghz phone/answering machine
Latest comment: 12 January 04, 9:28 AM

i swear, when i woke up, i thought it was sunday
by ben at 12 January, 2004 - 4:16 AM
a thought occurred to me this morning, in the shower, where they normally do...

last night i saw a bit of "inside the actor's studio" with tom cruise, while passing over to somewhere else... and for some reason this morning i was thinking, even if you're the most private actor, your name and your parents' names are still out there, publicly. and with some of the geneology sites erato was showing me, with a little time, and no money, one could find out all that they wanted about any star...
Latest comment: 12 January 04, 4:16 AM

"I have the POWER..."
by xtheowl at 12 January, 2004 - 3:28 AM
no, it's not He-man and The Masters of the Unverse, or is it?.
Latest comment: 12 January 04, 3:28 AM

happy accidents
by ben at 10 January, 2004 - 6:54 AM
so i popped on today looking for some morning zim on saltwaterchimp, and didn't find it, so i was looking down the list of winamp's internet TV library... and came upon;stream.nsv that stream for PBS... and who was on it? that's right! the happy clouds guy! the landscape painter on the happy pills... been watching for 20 minutes so far, i love it! that link didn't work, i think you just have to copy it to winamp.
Latest comment: 12 January 04, 5:28 AM

Ghoti are tasty
by rich at 10 January, 2004 - 12:44 AM
Oy! - Yo!

Over the past few days I have been running over and over what, if any, the linguistic genealogy might be of this synonymic quasi palindromeic pairing of words. I am naught for an answer, and it is keeping me in quite a vexed state, precariously wobbling over the edge to insanity.

This is all.
Latest comment: 10 January 04, 12:44 AM

it's a travesty of 2 mockeries!
by ben at 09 January, 2004 - 10:20 AM
this is an interesting idea... though i think they should do it cooler, and treat the songs like stocks... you can sell them back, or maybe to other investors? sort of like wall street for the music industry?
Latest comment: 09 January 04, 10:20 AM

i can't tell
by ben at 09 January, 2004 - 7:59 AM
is my school better than yours or not? they won't let me decide cause the NCAA is the fuckplow...

thanks to chuk for the link
Latest comment: 09 January 04, 7:59 AM

How do I fight the power?
by Casey at 09 January, 2004 - 5:08 AM
I am annoyed. So I've moved (yay). Verizon said they'd have my phone lines up and running this passed monday, 1/5/04. Well, two phone numbers and 250 cell phone minutes later I still don't even have so much as a dialtone.

I think I'm going to post about my experience on Verizon's investor message board.

Does anyone know of any good competing carriers that serve Columbia, MD? Cavalier maybe?
Latest comment: 11 January 04, 3:58 AM

but you've changed me
by ben at 09 January, 2004 - 4:44 AM
this is a good idea, being passed around the wrangle...

when i was in college, the stoners used to line their windows with foil... maybe he really really (rilly good show!) wants a good hotbox effect? hehe

and in other news, ow.
Latest comment: 12 January 04, 6:58 AM

Will Work For Distraction
by xtheowl at 09 January, 2004 - 3:31 AM
I canfuckingnot get the Rooney song "I'm Shakin'" out of my head...(those of you that have heard it know of what I speak)

one of you good souls, please distract me!
Latest comment: 09 January 04, 4:42 AM

Pete Rose
by zen at 08 January, 2004 - 4:48 PM
To cap off a baseball-themed week (if you like, take a look at the salient points of my trip to the Hall of Fame), I contributed to the delinquency of this scoundrel by picking up his book today.
Latest comment: 08 January 04, 4:48 PM

thank you card
by muhgcee at 08 January, 2004 - 1:51 PM
"Richard & Stuart
Thank you for the videos my parents wont (sic) allow me to watch.

Best thank you note, ever.

Latest comment: 08 January 04, 5:08 PM

some days
by ben at 08 January, 2004 - 7:58 AM
some days are better than others... right now, i'm thinking, most of my days as a landscaper were better than this day is right now...
Latest comment: 08 January 04, 6:51 PM

whoa, did i just get laid?
by ben at 08 January, 2004 - 4:14 AM
hehe, randy over at something positive keeps running with it... i wonder if he got a lot of emails of support, hehe. in other news, i got nothing... sorry, hehe

i thought of something... the internet has been changing... apparently over the last 18 months, quite a lot has been happening... it's like me, in 12th grade... no one noticed, but i grew like, a foot, when i became taller than everyone in my computer practicum
Latest comment: 08 January 04, 6:52 PM

by muhgcee at 07 January, 2004 - 4:46 AM
Latest comment: 10 January 04, 12:50 AM

pure gold
by pyrex at 07 January, 2004 - 3:13 AM
Ok, if you keep up with FARK like I do then you probably know about this guy, but in case you don't: he's been arrested 804 times (and counting). 98%ish percent of those arrests are for being drunk in public. Friggin' classic stuff I tell ya, and check out his 48 mugshots, my favorite of which is below.
Latest comment: 07 January 04, 6:36 AM

and now for something completely different
by ben at 06 January, 2004 - 12:14 PM
i got this in an email, since i've been puttering around with oracle...

get root back in redhat if you forgot your password
Latest comment: 06 January 04, 12:14 PM

by rich at 06 January, 2004 - 8:37 AM
Latest comment: 06 January 04, 2:16 PM

ok, was sending to everyone
by ben at 06 January, 2004 - 7:23 AM
so i decided just to post this here... and i'll add it to the link-o-matic....

if you haven't heard of bill hicks, check these out, if you have, you'll want to check it out for sure...
Latest comment: 06 January 04, 7:23 AM

at 0315 hours, india conducted nuclear tests
by ben at 06 January, 2004 - 5:08 AM
course, it was in 1998, but it's this song's form of the near ubiquitous famous quote sample at the beginning of most recent chillout music...

anywho, i only called to say that i really really want to go on this... who's up?
Latest comment: 06 January 04, 2:11 PM

by chuk at 05 January, 2004 - 10:57 AM
Ok, in the continuing saga of "my job fucking blows"'s our new attendance policy for the year.
Latest comment: 06 January 04, 7:22 AM

the sound of Cyrax
by zen at 02 January, 2004 - 2:19 PM
strange things. XYZ.
it's funny how people lose touch so easily.
I like that.
Latest comment: 06 January 04, 4:36 AM

alex and emma was very... dull.
by ben at 01 January, 2004 - 7:08 PM
one of the downsides to having a bad memory is that when you can't find your nero burning rom cd, and you just bought a power supply for your firewire external cd player, you have to download the 18 meg musicmatch application which you purchased long ago, and you have the amount of time to reflect upon this which lasts about as long as this post took to write
Latest comment: 06 January 04, 11:32 AM

who's ready for the olympics?
by ben at 01 January, 2004 - 7:41 AM
chortles... "safe"...

how was everyone's night?
Latest comment: 06 January 04, 11:33 AM


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